time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

nada-elgohari:


These are so cool! *_*

nada-elgohari:

These are so cool! *_*image

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Skeleton Desperately Seeking Pizza

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Skeleton Desperately Seeking Pizza

failed step 1
step 1: ignore all the homestuck hype

banavalope:

"I feel an ancient, dark evil bubbling up inside of me, like it’s trying to claw it’s way out…" I whisper, reading the news about Homestuck updating

rottentomatoes:

Move over Sharknado, Lavalantula is coming to SyFy in 2015!

YES

rottentomatoes:

Move over Sharknado, Lavalantula is coming to SyFy in 2015!

YES

HERE WE GO AGAIN FUCKERS
SEE YOU ALL NEXT MONTH

HERE WE GO AGAIN FUCKERS

SEE YOU ALL NEXT MONTH

DyE - FANTASY
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f1ap-jack:

DyE - Fantasy